The week when President Trump was excited to learn hurricanes have eyes, then upset to learn those eyes don’t count for ratings.
1) But I thought scientists = lie-entists?
Going to a Cabinet Meeting (tele-conference) at 11:00 A.M. on #Harvey. Even experts have said they’ve never seen one like this!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017
It’s almost as if the climate…… changed https://t.co/Hr25eMRoFn
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 27, 2017
2) Pink Donald
With Mexico being one of the highest crime Nations in the world, we must have THE WALL. Mexico will pay for it through reimbursement/other.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017
Someone should do an double concept album about a sad man with daddy issues who turns into a fascist obsessed with building THE WALL. https://t.co/HxnTFSjQQq
— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) August 27, 2017
3) Robots have feelings too
Thank you, the very dishonest Fake News Media is out of control! https://t.co/8J7y900VGK
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2017
Someone made a bot to reply to the President’s tweets with flattery so he would retweet it, and it worked https://t.co/7M30Fd6Bb5
— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) August 21, 2017
4) Take the wheel
Jerry Falwell of Liberty University was fantastic on @foxandfriends. The Fake News should listen to what he had to say. Thanks Jerry!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2017
Using Jerry Falwell, Jr. as your character witness is Jesus’s way of telling you you have none. https://t.co/8iwG22q6Ds
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 21, 2017
5) You can support him for as little as $10. Tremendous deal.
Jerry Falwell of Liberty University was fantastic on @foxandfriends. The Fake News should listen to what he had to say. Thanks Jerry!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2017
Trump: “Don’t listen to fake news, listen to this guy about talkin’ snakes, talkin’ bushes and walkin’ on water.https://t.co/YGGrwnIdNS
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 21, 2017
6) And the sign said “Transgender people need not apply”
Thank you to the men and women of Fort Myer, and every member of the U.S. Military at home and abroad. #USApic.twitter.com/ticezYKkhz
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2017
“But not the transgender ones. We don’t want you.” https://t.co/ZWWLtXydeo
— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) August 22, 2017
7) My friend’s cousin said he did it once
We will push onward to victory w/hope in our hearts, courage in our souls & everlasting pride in each & every one of you. God Bless America. pic.twitter.com/44QYFSq07a
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2017
Best of luck to our American friends in achieving ‘victory in Afghanistan,’ the ‘sex in the champagne room’ of late-stage empire. https://t.co/XL6WwF8m8O
— The Relevant Organs (@relevantorgans) August 23, 2017
8) TRUMP SMASH
Not only does the media give a platform to hate groups, but the media turns a blind eye to the gang violence on our streets! pic.twitter.com/Mau0B1qYIP
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2017
NOTHING TRUMP FAULT. EVERYTHING MEDIA FAULT https://t.co/bXZLuVmpYj
— Splinter (@splinter_news) August 23, 2017
9) Do Not Read! Especially you, mom!
Dear Diary, https://t.co/XWhnnFXGn5
— Amir Blumenfeld (@jakeandamir) August 24, 2017
Last night in Phoenix I read the things from my statements on Charlottesville that the Fake News Media didn’t cover fairly. People got it!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2017
10) Numbers are fluid, you see
If Republican Senate doesn’t get rid of the Filibuster Rule & go to a simple majority, which the Dems would do, they are just wasting time!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2017
So if you’re a fan of a simple majority now does that mean we can swear in the woman who got more votes than you? https://t.co/HVS7cxDI8s
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 24, 2017
11) And then he skipped out on it while you were in the bathroom
The only problem I have with Mitch McConnell is that, after hearing Repeal & Replace for 7 years, he failed!That should NEVER have happened!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 24, 2017
Only problem? What about the time you guys had lunch and he asked to split check even though you only had potato skins appetizer? https://t.co/FRZZGxL6YM
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) August 24, 2017
12) NFL = No Filibuster League
If Senate Republicans don’t get rid of the Filibuster Rule and go to a 51% majority, few bills will be passed. 8 Dems control the Senate!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2017
“If the NFL doesn’t let us start every drive in the red zone, we’ll never score!” ~Head coach Donald Trump. https://t.co/ga3XqVaj9p
— Δx Δp ≥ ℏ/2 (@HeckPhilly) August 25, 2017
13) Protect and swerve
I am pleased to inform you that I have just granted a full Pardon to 85 year old American patriot Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He kept Arizona safe!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017
I am pleased to inform you that he cannot return the favor. https://t.co/aeWBwBrYb4
— Mark Joseph Kremer (@MarkJKremer) August 26, 2017
14) Everybody run! Trump is coming!
At the request of the Governor of Texas, I have signed the Disaster Proclamation, which unleashes the full force of government help!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017
he talks like an actor playing the US president in a translated Godzilla movie from the 1970s https://t.co/xvggDt351e
— Jonathan Kay (@jonkay) August 27, 2017
15) Suddenly Australians are great people
Nick Adams, “Retaking America” “Best things of this presidency aren’t reported about. Convinced this will be perhaps best presidency ever.”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2017
Trump cites a book written in 2015. Written in Australia by an Australian guy. It has 56 reviews on Amazon, including 12 that say it sucks. https://t.co/bJvPtdsT78
— Ryan Adams (@filmystic) August 25, 2017
16) “That’ll be three Machamps and a Charizard, please”
With Mexico being one of the highest crime Nations in the world, we must have THE WALL. Mexico will pay for it through reimbursement/other.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017
“And how will you be paying for your new Lamborghini?”
“OTHER.”
*hands salesman a rare Pokemon card, a pack of Forever stamps and 7 Oreos* https://t.co/7716BzV4mi
— Pat (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (@PatsHoppedUp) August 27, 2017
17) When do we want it?
TIMETABLES MEAN ACCOUNTABILITY!
With Mexico being one of the highest crime Nations in the world, we must have THE WALL. Mexico will pay for it through reimbursement/other.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017
What do we want?
A WALL!
Who’s going to pay for it?
LOOK, IT’S COMPLICATED! https://t.co/fA4nf8eS26— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 27, 2017
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